<!--var ar = new Array("Your significant other could surprise you with the gift of knowledge or travel today. If you are the one looking for the right present today, head out to a travel agent or bookstore. There is nothing sexier than shared interests and travel today.","You will be filled with abundant energy and will have a lot of passionate ideas. If you are still single, you may find opportunities for meeting new people at sporting events. If you are married, you will want to express your passions strongly today.","You are hotter than hot today. If you are still single, you could meet someone with the potential to totally change your life. If you are already married, you and your significant other could be coming up with some intriguing indoor recreation this evening.","You will have some highly interesting investment opportunities today. You may find that object d'art you have been eyeing is a much bigger bargain than you thought. Sprucing up the homestead is a terrific investment right now, regardless.","You really don't want to be at work today. You'd rather be at home or out playing, or be just about anywhere else, quite frankly. You have zero patience for foolish behaviour and, unfortunately, it seems to be All Fool's Day at your office right now.","You have weird insights and intuitive flashes today, and your beliefs about the lifestyle or parenting choices of a friend or companion is way off the mark. Just hang onto your tongue today. You may get information tomorrow that dramatically changes your feelings.","Extremely positive changes are coming your way. You may have an \"Aha!\" moment, a sudden creative insight that shakes up the status quo in your life. You may find as a result that you have to do a lot of last-minute reading, studying or research.","You will finally have some time to get away with that book you have been wanting to read, or to get out to that lecture or seminar you wanted to attend. Just don't push yourself too hard to get through or to understand everything today, your concentration will be challenged at times.","You really want to sneak out of the office early today and you could have an unlikely co-conspirator - an older coworker, or even your boss. You are both fed up with office politics and splitting early, if you can manage it, might be a good idea.","You have an opportunity to make more money today, but there are challenges as well as rewards. You may be getting a new leadership role in your career, but there is a lot more work and responsibility coming your way if you accept that sudden promotion.","You are not being practical or realistic about the intentions or behaviour of a friend or family member. Chances are that they are hiding the truth from you, and you are willfully refusing to see there is a problem. If you suspect something is going on, it likely is.","You may be looking at the behavior or lifestyle of a friend today through some old fashioned values or judgments. They may come to you looking for help, suggestions or ideas, and you may have to think about how you want to answer for a while.","You are going deeper today in your search for meaning. Suddenly you are examining your deepest values and spiritual beliefs with new and wiser eyes. You are starting to see that there is a much wider range of thought than you have allowed to surface in the past.","The keyword for the day is \"secrets\". You may find that some hidden knowledge comes up that throws you for a bit of a loop. If you release the need to judge the odd behaviour or ideas of others, this could turn into a blessing for you.","Communication with your loved ones is difficult, especially where it comes to siblings. But if you keep at it, you will find that you are able to break through the barriers together and rebuild a much closer and more loving relationship.","You may be asked to take a leadership role in some kind of \"battle\" or struggle. Whether you are in the military and the battle is a literal one, or in the workplace, where it is metaphorical instead, victory will be yours when the dust settles.","It is your time to take a leadership role in your family, but you are afraid of the responsibility you must take on. You have more than enough strength and smarts to deal with the situation. You just need to believe in your ability to compromise and motivate your loved ones.","Looks like you figured out which path you wanted to follow - and it is the money trail that has piqued your interest today. A good thing too, because that trail is hot and interesting. You could really feather your nest egg if you play your cards right.","You are going to get some interesting proposals today - more likely related to business than to romance. You may find yourself getting pretty excited. Keep one foot firmly on the ground, and make sure you get any offers in writing. You may find that your deal is not all it appears to be.","You have benefited from good financial energies for a day or so, but now when you have a chance to do something with all that energy there are some roadblocks in the way. It just might work out to your own benefit that you don't move too quickly. Check all the fine print.","You'll have trouble expressing your thoughts and feelings today. You may have a friendship that is in trouble, and it is important that you sit down and talk things out. You may be surprised by the other point of view. There are secrets you'll learn that are hurtful, but will ultimately be healed.","A very big change is coming in a friendship, and the resulting gossip explosion is guaranteed to keep everyone's jaws flapping for hours today. Just keep an open mind about someone's strange new hobby, because you could find yourself getting interested despite yourself.","You have been worried about a relative or loved-one who has seemed to have their head buried in the sand, and suddenly, almost miraculously, the light has come on. Suddenly they \"get it\". That does not mean they want to be reminded that you told them so!","The home has not been the most secure or welcoming place the past few days, but you are starting the see the light at the end of the tunnel. The key to communicating with your loved ones is to appeal to their values, and to their need for security and stability.","The hot buttons haven't eased off much, have they? Poor thing, you feel like the honey pot in the middle of a swarm of angry bees right at the moment. Everyone has their own issues and no-one seems to be able to see your own feelings are part of the picture. Keep your chin up - this will pass.","If you still have the wanderlust, today is a better day to plan a vacation. Walt Disney World is probably the last place you'd think of, but you really do need to kick back and \"play\" - if the Magic Kingdom is too sweet and silly for your tastes, try to find a place with lots of adult recreation. Vegas might work!","Don't be afraid to book off a little extra time for good old fashioned fun right now. You may find yourself in demand for activities that revolve around learning, education, communication, and some kind of hobby or sport. Groups of people are fun and enjoyable.","Stress is dogging you from your work, career, or daily schedule of chores and it may be that what you need is to simply lie in bed - or out on the patio - doing nothing for most of the day. It could be hard to get much rest though as the neighbourhood will be a riot of wild energy today.","One thing you have to watch out for with all the good money and work-related news you have heard lately is the spectre of \"unrealistic expectations\". You may have a jealous friend or coworker who hopes to see you knocked down a peg - so keep your eyes open this afternoon.","If you are single, you may be lamenting the lack of action in your love life this morning, but by late afternoon a pair of bedroom eyes could catch your attention! If you are married, don't let an early-day lack of energy get you down, your libido will pick up again this evening.","Your love life heats up all of a sudden, with unexpected romantic opportunities flying fast and furious. You and your partner are filled with energy and enthusiasm right now. You may be thinking about a more formal or secure relationship soon.");var now = new Date();var num = now.getDate() - 1;num %= ar.length;document.write(ar[num]);// -->
